Students are required to write ten pages a month in a journal; they are free to write about anything (Note: this is the one assignment not graded for spelling or grammar). Here are samples from one of my favorites:
Collecting
I’ve always wanted to collect something for some realy odd reason. So, I finaly decided to colect can tabs. I know, its ingenious. I only have like 5, or 6 so far. I’m gonna get more though, because my friend collects cans, and she takes off the can tabs any ways, so she’s gonna give me those, and then I’ll have tons.
Angry
OK, so I’ve been raising both my failing grades, and now my other grades are going down! It makes me so mad!!! I should just go by the modo “Never try never fail.” Maybe I’ll just flunck out, and go buy a double wide mobile home. Get a bunch of cats, and earn the nickname “Cat Woman.” Not because I’m half cat half woman, because I have so many cats that they live in the cabinets.
Demon Child
My little sister has unseen powers. She’s an angel around the parents, and when she gets around me and my older sister and were all alone at home she turns into a demon…
Beauty
I love dressing up my cat Beauty. She is so cute! I get little sister’s baby doll cloths, and stuff her into them, then I put like a little hat on her, and slap on some nail polish. Then I point and laugh. When I get my camera I can acutly capture the moments instead of it being a whisp of a memory.
Beauty Again
Beauty (my cat) is soooooo… smart. For example, when it was around homecoming time I asked her to rate my dress with her tail mind you. It was 1-10, and I got an 8. My older sister, however, got a big FAT 1. It was rather amusing I thought.
My Trophy
[Might I note here that this student is known for sitting the bench the entire game and digging holes in the dirt and playing with grass.]
I got a magnificent 2 in. trophey for soccer. I was so proud of it. Then a trajoody occurred. It broke! The little female kicking the ball broke her ankles…off. So in honer of her I’m going to write a ulagey…if I spelt that correctly.
[The humorous “ulagey” follows]
I personally think the girl atop the trophy was not broken, no no no she was dun dun dun…Murdered! Yes, murdered indeed. Possibly a jealous classmate, or an unworthy teammate. Oh no, not at all. I believe it was don don don…The Demon Child!!! Yes yes of coarse she always does random fickl acts of evil! I shall investigate this further, but until then, Rest in peaces my dear trophey.
Not Guilty?!?
So, I questioned the accused, and she didn’t seem guilty. No sign of sweating, kept eye contact, and she didn’t fidget. This would lead me to believe she is not guilty, or she’s just a very good lyer. She sucks at lieing, so I think she is……..NOT GUILTY
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